http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&feature=related
I was listening to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance Today and thought to myself when does a person realize that their in a "Bad Romance"? It's not easy to realize, some realize late in the relationship, and some never realize that they are in a "Bad Romance."
That is why I have come up with a list of signs of being in a "Bad Romance":
1. If you jam harder than most to the song Bad Romance...
2. If you can truly relate to songs Like Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood and Bust the Windows By Jasmine Sullivan...
3. If you are keeping a secret from your spouse that would make them want to bust the windows out your car(Like really you know who you are)...
4. If "Make up sex" makes up over 90 percent of your sex life...
5. If your common conversation consists of phrases like "Oh what did you say, again?"
6. If you say "I hate you" way more than that other phrase... what is it again? Oh, "I love you"
7. Let's be honest, you don't know anything about your boyfriend or girlfriend that you didn't learn during sex...
8. If you walk into a room full of people and think that your boyfriend or girlfriend has slept with at least half of the girls or guys there(I'm talking about slept with during your relationship)...
9. If you wake up and know the only way for you to have a good day is to not see or talk to your boyfriend or girlfriend..
10. If you boyfriend or girlfriend's ringtone is a song that you don't like, a break up song, or a song that is in some way about messed up relationship...
11. If every time your boyfriend or girlfriend calls you suck your teeth and say "What this mothafucker want?"...
12. If the damage to your property and other belongings due to your relationship is more than a 1000 dollars...
13. If you and your boyfriend or girlfriend have a history with the police...14. If you have contemplated ways to kill your spouse...
15. If you check all the pages of the opposite sex on your boyfriend or girlfriend's facebook, twitter, myspace, moco,etc....
16. If the world knows when you and your boyfriend or girlfriend are mad at each other through facebook...
17. If you and your boyfriend or girlfriend fight on holidays...
18. And If you got anything else to add to this list...
Then you my friend may just be in a "Bad Romance."
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