Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I'm going to make a sextape

What would you say if your best friend came up to you and expressed that he or she wanted to make a sex tape and link it to the net for the world to see?

You would probably tell your friend that he or she is crazy. I would too, but for different reasons than you might. The average person would say it's distateful, it'll back fire on you or some other negative thing. I would tell my friend that they crazy if

(1)they wanted to make a sex tape with a regular person they are stupid. No regular person can make you any money or get any fame. Hell if I'm going to make sex tape I'm make it with a at least B list celebrity, so I can get a fragrance and clothing line.

(2)Your body has to be on point. Do not get your out of shape beer belly ass on camera and link it to the world. The world don't want to see that and the world don't deserve that kind of torture.

Well that brings me to my conclusion, I live in the MIA, got access to whole lot celebs on South Beach and if I get a few more(just a few more) crunches in ya'll can be looking out for my sex tape to drop on porn site near you. I already know what I'm going to call my fragrance
Linger or something like that.

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