Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour Final Installment

Sexy Signs Final Installment:

Scorpio, The Scorpion(October 24 to November 21)

If you're looking for kinky sex, you've come to the right person, but you better understand what you're getting into, because there's no turning back once you're involved with a Scorpion. While most people are satisfied with two orgasms, a Scorpion wants twelve!

"Sex" is the key word here. The Scorpio man or woman is totally obsessed with it. By that I mean how to get it and more of it, how to keep it, and how to improve it. Nothing is taboo to them, and, once aroused, they'll perform anytime and anyplace. When in bed, they mean business, and they must satisfy their insatiable appetite for sex. They will use electric devices, props, and whips without hesitation, and they love cunnilingus and fellatio. Soft caresses are out: he's an animal in bed and she'll scratch 'til you holler.

Scorpio Man: One male Scorpion told me that he makes preparations for sexual encounters weeks in advance, choosing just the right music and lighting. But once intercourse begins, he enjoys six or seven encounters a night, making his companions beg for mercy. The goal of a Scorpion is to totally possess his mate, both physically and mentally, so proceed with caution. Don't tease unless you plan to deliver, because Scorpions will rape if attempts at sex are thwarted by their companions.

Scorpio Woman: The Scorpio woman is daring and experimental, and she'll do anything to prolong sex, from using vibrators and dildos to popping your behind with a whip. Boring routines and methodical schedules are not her cup of tea because she brings intensity to all her sexual encounters. This woman is active in bed and likes to gain control by mounting her partner.

A Scorpion's best bet is someone born under the sign of Cancer, Pisces, Capricorn, or Virgo.

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt.11

Sexy Signs part 11:

Pisces, The Fish
(February 19 to March 20)

Pisceans enjoy sex to the fullest: they are very creative in bed and are most cooperative in trying innovative types of sex. They will do just about anything short of death to please their partners. Their apparent shyness and timidity is only a front, for, once the doors are closed, they'll take you on the adventure of a lifetime. On the darker side, Pisceans sometimes join sex cults, become prostitutes, or engage in long-term master/slave relationships.

Pisces Man: Attractive, intelligent, and charismatic, the male is extremely passionate, self-indulgent, and sensitive to others. Although he likes to take the lead in bed, he likes an experienced, sexually demanding woman who will make all of his erotic fantasies come true. He's definately a foot man; a mate will drive him wild by massaging his feet and sucking his toes.

Pisces Woman: The Pisces woman is sexually liberated and will do anything -- wear outrageous costumes, endure bondage, give a tongue bath, lie under a "golden shower" -- to please her lover. Easily turned on by exotic settings and erotic games, she is a passionate woman who enjoys sex to the fullest and will sometimes use her body to get what she wants.

Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, and Scorpio are compatible signs.

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt. 10

Aquarius, The Water Bearer(January 20 to Ferbruary18)

Men and women of this sign are highly experimental, and will add bisexuality, homosexuality, and lesbianism to their repertoire. They move slowly in a relationship, but don't let that fool you; once these innovators of the sex world are aroused, watch out!!!! They will do anything to please their lovers, even setting their own pleasure aside in order to please their mates. Like the Scorpion, nothing is taboo to the Aquarian.

Aquarius Man: The Aquarius male can get bogged down in foreplay because he's a slow, considerate lover, but climax with him is worth waiting for. He's a "no holds barred" kind of man, who quickly gets bored with routine sex. A real doctor of love, he likes French ticklers and tasty sprays; he'll take two or three sex partners at the same time; and likes the taste of honey on the clitoris and lemon oil on the nipples.

Aquarius Woman: The woman is a slow starter, but, once aroused, she's extremely creative and imaginative because she loves variety. She is very sympathetic and giving in a relationship, so is sometimes attracted to impotent men, lonely women, and unhappy husbands. Idealistic and courageous, she is the most sexually liberated of women, and will do anything and everything for love. In a relationship, she is very tender, warm, and compassionate; consequently, she is often exploited by men who misread her romantic nature.

The Aquarian is drawn to those born under Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, and Libra.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt.9

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Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt.8

Continuation of Sexy Signs:


Sagittarius, The Archer(November 23 to Decenber 21)

Never think you can totally possess a Sagittarian. They are flirts by nature and will move from person to person without a thought. They are adventurous and free-spirited. Their erogenous zones are hips, thighs, and all areas in between.

Sagittarius Man: The males of this sign are happy-go-lucky types who view sex as play. They have a liberal attitude toward life and love. I once knew a dentist who had very little sex as a teenager, so, as an adult, he saw nothing wrong with carrying on two or three affairs at the same time. Nothing embarrasses the Sagittarian; he's turned on by body odors and he loves gadgets like dildos in the bedroom. Let's get something straight now, a Sag man is his own person and will always be a bachelor even when he's married.

Sagittarius Woman: The Sagittarian woman loves to screw out of doors, and she prefers the man-on-top arrangement. Although she likes the appetizers, she wants to move as quickly as possible to the main course; once at the table, however, she like to linger over the entree. She doesn't like to experiment, and frequently moves from man to man in her search for sexual gratification. Her free spirit can lead her to lesbianism and bestiality.

Compatible signs are Libra, Leo, Aquarius, and Aries.

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt.7

Continuation of Sexy Signs:

Libra, The Scales(September 23 to October 23)

Libra's decisiveness will drive you crazy!!!! This sign is one of the kinkiest of the kinky, especially the Libran woman. The symbolism is the scales, which usually means weighing the pros and cons of life and sex.

Libra Man: The Libra man has the art of lovemaking down to a fine science, but he sometimes gets lost in the foreplay, forgetting about the "play." He will sip champagne from your navel or insert objects into your vagina and release them at the point of orgasm. But don't rush the man, because Librans love to play in bed all day and most of the night. He can be dramatic in his approach; he'll begin with an intimate candlelight dinner (which he's prepared!) and champagne, followed by a bath with you, massage, and "dessert."

Libra Woman: The woman of this sign has unusual control of the vaginal muscles and can constrict them to bring her partner to orgasm. She'll take it slow and easy, while she explores your body. In bed, she's willing and ready to do what's needed, and she'll try anything once.

The opposite sign of Libra is Aries, and the Aries/Libra combination is "hot to trot" in the bedroom, but unless this pair comes up with something stimulating, a long-term commitment is not in the cards. They are most compatible with Leos, Sagittarians, Aquarians, and Gemini.

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt.6

Continuation of Sexy Signs:

Virgo, The Virgin(August 23 to September 22)
With the Virgo, there won't be any hot, romantic, impromptu interludes on the beaches, in the back seat of cars, or in a swimming pool, but if you're looking for commitment, you've hit the jackpot!

The erogenous zones of Virgo include the stomach and lower chest, so gentle rubbing during a shower and sex will steam up any bathroom or bedroom. Virgos have an affinity for cleanliness, so shower before sex is always a good idea. They are also realists and traditionalists who find unconventional sex contrary to their prudish nature. They're more responsive in marriage or a long-term relationship, and once they decide to have sex, the encounter is well worth the wait.

Virgo Woman: You can't jump right into bed with this sign, but don't misunderstand -- these are not monks and nuns we're talkin about. You won't have any wild, kinky, and crazy days or any late-night carousing in bars; sex play will be orderly, methodical, and scheduled, just like his/her life. She has some sexual hang-ups and prefers the missionary position, but she'll do a lot to please a lover and enjoys mutual masturbation.

Virgo Man: He knows the female body and can really turn a woman on, but tends to be fairly conventional unless stimulated by an imaginative partner. This man has good potential, but sometimes gets sidetracked into voyeurism, masturbation, and sexual obsessions.

A Virgo fits best with a Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, or Scorpio.