Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt. 10

Aquarius, The Water Bearer(January 20 to Ferbruary18)

Men and women of this sign are highly experimental, and will add bisexuality, homosexuality, and lesbianism to their repertoire. They move slowly in a relationship, but don't let that fool you; once these innovators of the sex world are aroused, watch out!!!! They will do anything to please their lovers, even setting their own pleasure aside in order to please their mates. Like the Scorpion, nothing is taboo to the Aquarian.

Aquarius Man: The Aquarius male can get bogged down in foreplay because he's a slow, considerate lover, but climax with him is worth waiting for. He's a "no holds barred" kind of man, who quickly gets bored with routine sex. A real doctor of love, he likes French ticklers and tasty sprays; he'll take two or three sex partners at the same time; and likes the taste of honey on the clitoris and lemon oil on the nipples.

Aquarius Woman: The woman is a slow starter, but, once aroused, she's extremely creative and imaginative because she loves variety. She is very sympathetic and giving in a relationship, so is sometimes attracted to impotent men, lonely women, and unhappy husbands. Idealistic and courageous, she is the most sexually liberated of women, and will do anything and everything for love. In a relationship, she is very tender, warm, and compassionate; consequently, she is often exploited by men who misread her romantic nature.

The Aquarian is drawn to those born under Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, and Libra.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt.9

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Sagittarius, The Archer(November 23 to Decenber 21)

Never think you can totally possess a Sagittarian. They are flirts by nature and will move from person to person without a thought. They are adventurous and free-spirited. Their erogenous zones are hips, thighs, and all areas in between.

Sagittarius Man: The males of this sign are happy-go-lucky types who view sex as play. They have a liberal attitude toward life and love. I once knew a dentist who had very little sex as a teenager, so, as an adult, he saw nothing wrong with carrying on two or three affairs at the same time. Nothing embarrasses the Sagittarian; he's turned on by body odors and he loves gadgets like dildos in the bedroom. Let's get something straight now, a Sag man is his own person and will always be a bachelor even when he's married.

Sagittarius Woman: The Sagittarian woman loves to screw out of doors, and she prefers the man-on-top arrangement. Although she likes the appetizers, she wants to move as quickly as possible to the main course; once at the table, however, she like to linger over the entree. She doesn't like to experiment, and frequently moves from man to man in her search for sexual gratification. Her free spirit can lead her to lesbianism and bestiality.

Compatible signs are Libra, Leo, Aquarius, and Aries.

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Libra, The Scales(September 23 to October 23)

Libra's decisiveness will drive you crazy!!!! This sign is one of the kinkiest of the kinky, especially the Libran woman. The symbolism is the scales, which usually means weighing the pros and cons of life and sex.

Libra Man: The Libra man has the art of lovemaking down to a fine science, but he sometimes gets lost in the foreplay, forgetting about the "play." He will sip champagne from your navel or insert objects into your vagina and release them at the point of orgasm. But don't rush the man, because Librans love to play in bed all day and most of the night. He can be dramatic in his approach; he'll begin with an intimate candlelight dinner (which he's prepared!) and champagne, followed by a bath with you, massage, and "dessert."

Libra Woman: The woman of this sign has unusual control of the vaginal muscles and can constrict them to bring her partner to orgasm. She'll take it slow and easy, while she explores your body. In bed, she's willing and ready to do what's needed, and she'll try anything once.

The opposite sign of Libra is Aries, and the Aries/Libra combination is "hot to trot" in the bedroom, but unless this pair comes up with something stimulating, a long-term commitment is not in the cards. They are most compatible with Leos, Sagittarians, Aquarians, and Gemini.

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Virgo, The Virgin(August 23 to September 22)
With the Virgo, there won't be any hot, romantic, impromptu interludes on the beaches, in the back seat of cars, or in a swimming pool, but if you're looking for commitment, you've hit the jackpot!

The erogenous zones of Virgo include the stomach and lower chest, so gentle rubbing during a shower and sex will steam up any bathroom or bedroom. Virgos have an affinity for cleanliness, so shower before sex is always a good idea. They are also realists and traditionalists who find unconventional sex contrary to their prudish nature. They're more responsive in marriage or a long-term relationship, and once they decide to have sex, the encounter is well worth the wait.

Virgo Woman: You can't jump right into bed with this sign, but don't misunderstand -- these are not monks and nuns we're talkin about. You won't have any wild, kinky, and crazy days or any late-night carousing in bars; sex play will be orderly, methodical, and scheduled, just like his/her life. She has some sexual hang-ups and prefers the missionary position, but she'll do a lot to please a lover and enjoys mutual masturbation.

Virgo Man: He knows the female body and can really turn a woman on, but tends to be fairly conventional unless stimulated by an imaginative partner. This man has good potential, but sometimes gets sidetracked into voyeurism, masturbation, and sexual obsessions.

A Virgo fits best with a Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, or Scorpio.

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Leo, The Lion(July 23 to August 22)

With Leos, you better come prepared for total submission or a less than equal relationship. And if you don't give pleasure readily, you're outta there!

Remember the symbolism here: the lion is king of the jungle and must be treated with respect. Both sexes want to be in total control of lovemaking. Of course, they must be told how wonderful the encounter was because they are self-assured and work hard at what they enjoy. The trouble is, if you like lots of foreplay you may be disappointed, because Leos put their energy into the sexual act and the afterplay.

Leo Woman: Once aroused, a Leo woman will take the lead and match an aggressive lover stroke for stroke. When you enter her plush boudoir, you'd better perform or you'll be thrown out of the queen's bee hive never to enjoy her "honey" again. She may be receptive to a little kinkiness because it alleviates sexual boredom, and may even use a dildo to enter her lover from behind.

Leo Man: Her male counterpart is a tiger in bed and doesn't like a tease; he expects his partner to be ready and willing whenever he wants her, which is most of the time. A Leo, like a Gemini, loves to screw with the lights on, not for analytical purposes, but so you can admire his body. A Leo man is the most unconventional when it comes to sticking to the rule of the "pajama game," so sit back, relax, and enjoy the erotic roller coaster ride.

Aquarius is Leo's opposite sign. This combination may work for a while as passion seeks new heights, but over the long haul it won't last. Compatible signs are Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, and Libra.


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Cancer, The Crab(June 22 to July 22)

Moody insecure Cancer likes to have their nipples, breast and chest caressed and kissed. In fact, they are extraordinary kissers themselves. This should come as no surprise since they are the true romantics of the Zodiac and embody the idealized view of love and sex in that order. They wrote the book on romance, moonlight and music, so you'll get no open, raw, mind-blowing sex. Proceed with caution.

Cancer Man: The women;s sexual gratification is just as important to a male as his own, so let him run the show initially. Restless and idealistic, sensitive and insecure, complex and moody, he takes love seriously, so settle in for a long term relationship. A fairly traditional lover, his is good at foreplay, lingering long and lovingly over the clitoris, which he stroke to a climax. About as kinky as he gets is to dress up in women's clothes.

Cancer Woman: The Cancer Woman tends to be shy and inhibited, but, once aroused, she is capable of great passion. She like to stroke her lover's penis and testicles, as well as kiss the inside of his thighs before bringing him to a climax. These women often masturbate, have sex with lesbian, young boys or family members.

Compatible signs are Taurus, Pisces, Virgo, and Scorpio.