Sunday, March 7, 2010

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt.3

Continuation of Thelma Balfour's Sexy Signs:

Gemini, The Twins(May 22-June 21)

Then sign of the twins mean two distinct personalities, so the wonderful man or woman you had sex with last week may be a difference person the next. Beware, you may be taken for a ride, but then again you may enjoy the trip. You may flirtatiously stroke the hands and arms of a Gemini, only to discover that he or she is running hot and cold at the same time. Remember, you're dealing with two distinct personalities-one who enjoys watching his/her partners reaction and one who's busy analyzing his/her performance.

Gemini Man: Although the Gemini man often courts prostitutes and leans toward bisexuality, he gets a C for performance because he's more concerned about himself than about his partner's satisfaction. He loves Kinky sex with groups because of the chance to have sex with a variety of partners. Don't be surprised by mirrors on the ceilings and walls, red and blue night lights in the room, and an assortment of toys-penis extenders, vibrators, Ben wa balls-because the bed is the Gemini's playground.

Gemini Woman: The female Gemini is often the aggressor, seeking more and more satisfaction from sex. Stimulated by a vivid imagination, she too likes games and toys, but revels in spontaneity and surprise. She's curious rather than kinky, and is easily aroused by body odors: semen, perspiration, solid sheets.

Signs Compatible with Gemini include Aquarius, Leo, Libra and Aries.

Sexy Signs by Thelma Balfour pt.2

Continuation of Balfour's Sexy Signs:

Taurus, The Bull(April 20 to May 21)

Although there won't be any group sex or whips and chains, this sign loves sex and has insatiable appetite. With both the male and female, we're talking a straight fuck of the up-and-down variety.

Taurus Man: The Taurus man prides himself on being a good lover because he sets out to master the art of love making at an early age. There won't be much kinkiness with this slow, methodical lover, but the end result is a satisfying encounter. What he lacks in creativity, he makes up tenfold in his ability to "hang in there"(no pun intended) when others fall short. These man are turned on by musty odors, kisses, and light touches to the neck and throat area. They also adore large asses preferring these to tits.

Taurus Woman: The Taurus woman is titillated by hot, wet kisses in/on the mouth and neck, and lots of sucking everywhere. Her usually flawless skin should be complimented as soon as she discards her clothes, and her body should be treated like a temple. She craves oral sex and is a master (mistress?) at giving head; although she likes to satisfy her partner, don't expect any unconventional sexual behavior until she gains your trust. Taurus women have an affinity for lesbianism (everybody loves a Taurus!) as well as for nymphomania because they need sex and they need it often.

Scorpio is the opposite sign of Taurus. In fact, those two can barely stay out of the bedroom long enough to eat-food, that is. Compatible signs include Cancer, Pisces, Capricorn, and Virgo.

Sexy Signs From the Erotique Noire- Black Erotica pt.1

Hey here is a interesting signs break down by Thelma Balfour from the book Erotique Noire-Black Erotica:

Aries, The Ram(March 21 to April 19)
Thin skin folks, beware of this sign! If you're skeptical about soaring with eagles, stay away, because an Arian is not squeamish about trying anything old or new, and wants a partner similarly uninhibited.

Aries Man: Women don't be surprised by a man who will lick you navel, tongue your clitoris and ram his penis into your mouth. If you want your nipples sucked, you'll get your toes, ears, fingers and all other extremities licked as well. Like the Scorpion, the Arian has an insatiable appetite that few can satisfy, and once involved with this dynamic sign there is not turning back. The more you thwart his advances, the more turned on he gets. Screams of mercy from pain he inflicts during sex just turn him on; the more you protest, the better he likes it. You name it-pulling, biting,thrusting, and spanking-he does it all.

Aries Woman: For a man involved with an Arian woman, the sexual explosion can take place anywhere, including the back seat of a car, an office desk, or even your mother's house. Completely sensual and passionate, this woman has a voracious appetite and like to call the shots in sex, sometimes resorting to thick ropes, leather whips, and spiked heels to gain control. These women pride themselves on giving "good head", but look out for her sharp teeth and fingernails.

Arians are physically attracted to Liberians, their opposite sign, but this combination won't go far outside the bedroom. Their compatible signs are Gemini, Leo, Aquarius, and Sagittarius.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

"There goes men again, blaming his shoes for the fault of his feet."

Quote from the play Waiting for Godot

Welcome to girl World (Official Opening)

Welcome to Girl World

Prologue

“Stop!” I screamed as I tried to get away. “Please stop.” I cried out and continued my struggle in vain. “Why?” I asked God as with tears streaming down my face. For a moment I felt myself starting to give up and just wait for my punishment to be over, but then it dawned on me that I would probably die here if I didn’t escape. That is when my fire returned and I really began to fight and scream for help. For a split second I got one hand free and jabbed my nail into his right eye. “Bitch!” He yelped in pain as I tried to escape out of the back door. I managed to get the door open, but right as I went to step out he pulled me back inside and proceeded to choke me. I kicked and punched and clawed at his face and arms, but nothing seem to work. My vision began to fade and I felt my body going weak. I continued to kick and scream as each hit grew weaker and weaker. I gasped frantically for air but couldn’t find any; As my body went numb and my eyes closed I had concluded that this was how my life was going to end and then my eyes closed and the white light came.

Monday, January 11, 2010

saying 2

If only men could be as satisfying as wine.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Saying 1

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.