Signs Of Being in a Bad Romance

Watch Lady Gaga's Bad Romance Video on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&feature=related



I was listening to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance Today and thought to myself when does a person realize that their in a "Bad Romance"? It's not easy to realize, some realize late in the relationship, and some never realize that they are in a "Bad Romance."



That is why I have come up with a list of signs of being in a "Bad Romance":


1. If you jam harder than most to the song Bad Romance...


2. If you can truly relate to songs Like Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood and Bust the Windows By Jasmine Sullivan...


3. If you are keeping a secret from your spouse that would make them want to bust the windows out your car(Like really you know who you are)...


4. If "Make up sex" makes up over 90 percent of your sex life...


5. If your common conversation consists of phrases like "Oh what did you say, again?"


6. If you say "I hate you" way more than that other phrase... what is it again? Oh, "I love you"


7. Let's be honest, you don't know anything about your boyfriend or girlfriend that you didn't learn during sex...

8. If you walk into a room full of people and think that your boyfriend or girlfriend has slept with at least half of the girls or guys there(I'm talking about slept with during your relationship)...

9. If you wake up and know the only way for you to have a good day is to not see or talk to your boyfriend or girlfriend..

10. If you boyfriend or girlfriend's ringtone is a song that you don't like, a break up song, or a song that is in some way about messed up relationship...

11. If every time your boyfriend or girlfriend calls you suck your teeth and say "What this mothafucker want?"...

12. If the damage to your property and other belongings due to your relationship is more than a 1000 dollars...

13. If you and your boyfriend or girlfriend have a history with the police...

14. If you have contemplated ways to kill your spouse...

15. If you check all the pages of the opposite sex on your boyfriend or girlfriend's facebook, twitter, myspace, moco,etc....

16. If the world knows when you and your boyfriend or girlfriend are mad at each other through facebook...

17. If you and your boyfriend or girlfriend fight on holidays...

18. And If you got anything else to add to this list...

Then you my friend may just be in a "Bad Romance."

I'm going to make a sextape

What would you say if your best friend came up to you and expressed that he or she wanted to make a sex tape and link it to the net for the world to see?

You would probably tell your friend that he or she is crazy. I would too, but for different reasons than you might. The average person would say it's distateful, it'll back fire on you or some other negative thing. I would tell my friend that they crazy if

(1)they wanted to make a sex tape with a regular person they are stupid. No regular person can make you any money or get any fame. Hell if I'm going to make sex tape I'm make it with a at least B list celebrity, so I can get a fragrance and clothing line.

(2)Your body has to be on point. Do not get your out of shape beer belly ass on camera and link it to the world. The world don't want to see that and the world don't deserve that kind of torture.

Well that brings me to my conclusion, I live in the MIA, got access to whole lot celebs on South Beach and if I get a few more(just a few more) crunches in ya'll can be looking out for my sex tape to drop on porn site near you. I already know what I'm going to call my fragrance Linger or something like that.

LONGING

Longing for your kiss, Longing for your touch. Longing to have you inside of me so much.


Longing for your touch, Longing for your kiss. Longing for all the little thngs I miss.


Longing for your smile, Longing for your laugh. Longing for all the fun we use to have.

Longing for your laugh, Longing for your smile. Longing for that same smile to drive me wild.

Longing for your soul, Longing for your heart. Longing for us to be together and never apart.

Longing for your heart, Longing for your soul. Longing for us to be till we're old.

Longing for you, Longing for your love. Longing to be the one your thinking of.

Longing for your love, Longing for you; Because longing seems to be the only thing I do.